Tomboy's Guide to Life

This is one of those days when you just start to wonder what you're doing with your life. Or... at least that's what I took it to be. So, that'd be why this came to be. Now, dealing with preps can tear a tomboy to shreds, y'know, so you have to play it smart. Don't deal with them if you don't have to. Basically do everything you can to isolate yourself from them. If you have to live under a rock, do it. After minimizing contact with preps, you have to set down some basic ground rules: play as many video games as you can. The more exposure you get, the better. If you can manage Resident Evil, by ALL means, GO FOR IT. Sports games, if they don't bore you to tears with their useless back-and-forthed-ness are okay, too. Generally stay away from movie-based games seeing as they mess up the cannonical line almost ALWAYS... unless you like cannon-rape. I highly recommend The Legend of Zelda. That's ALWAYS fun and has its perks for the fangirls.
Don't be afraid of being called a geek or a nerd. It's not like the preps' opinions matter, anyways. They'll be pregnant by the age of twenty. Don't be vain because that just makes you like one of them. Next you'll start wearing make-up and may it be forbidden to all, become one of the enemy. Never, ever, EVER complain during gym class. Only wimpy preps would do something as stupid as that. Gym is a time to make yourself stronger, not dwell on aches and pains that will only last for a few days.
Nails are not meant to look pretty. They are there to be used as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Destruction). File them to battle-ready points that preps won't see coming until a fight is inevitable. Wolves have claws and humans have nails. Forget social norms; sharpen them puppies up and for the love of humanity, DON'T cut yourself with them! There's nothing more pathetic than a tomboy with a cut finger because her WMDs were poorly handled. Hair is meant to keep the head warm. Who cares about what it looks like in the morning as long as it gets the job done?
Don't forget to have fun in life. Do whatever you think is necessary to distance yourself from the preps. Do things that seem weird and guyish. Preps will think you're a freak and guys will accept you as their own. After all, preps stab each other in the back... all over guys who are as abundant as fish in the sea.
And, most importantly, be yourself.